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Self adversive bra

I was going to wear a gown and with those attached on bras. So I went on a hunt to get one. And I got this.





Wah! Comes in so many sizes. Pai seh, I had to get the smallest size there is. Wah! Got pushed-up effect somemore, I finally will have cleavage!



So I just stick on my boobs, right? Sounds easy enough. Even an idiot I can do that.



So this is how it looks like after taking it out of the box.



Removing the plastic and finally going to attached it to my ping-pong sized little girls'. I can't wait.

...
Before


After


Hey! Where's my cleavage? Where's my B cup? I see no difference..

I was hoping for...



Clearly, that's not going to happen.

Wedding cum Xiah's birthday celebration

I got canceled again. Oh, how I missed clubbing. I used to be an avid clubber, I think. 15.12.2007 was Xiah's birthday. And I thought I'll celebrate it by dancing around in some club holding a bottle of beer on one hand. I'm afraid that it didn't turned out the scenario I wanted. So I settled with going to a wedding of a cousin I didn't know existed.


This was the scenario I had in mind.

You know how wedding can be utmostly boring. Uh huh, it was a little boring. There was a way, of course, to amuse myself. It was none other than... super adorable flirtatious cute guys!

I spotted two. And both of them are photographers. How sexy is that. (Heck, I sounded like Paris Hilton then.)



He's a korean! At least, he looks like one.

Sorry, I couldn't capture their faces at all. T.T

I was cam whoring myself too.



Then there was the food.
I like this gooey jellyfish looking food.

Prawns, of course.

Oh yeah! Shark find soup!

Before.

After.

Now this is just obscene.

Does this remind you of something?


I treated myself to some wine.


Bottoms up!

Want to get a date?

Of course, this is for those troubled men out there. Now that you have realized that women nowadays are different in sort of an intimidating way, you are dumb-found, and that -- leads to, ultimately, dateless.



Ah, so you are in that kind of situation, that is why you are still reading this. The first thing to do is the analyze where you went wrong. And that is, believing women is still the same as before.

Women Before
1. Women believed that they should wed when they are in their 20's.
2. If you have an intimate relationship, they are yours for the taking.
3. They are easy.
4. They demand commitment.
5. They are dependent.

Women Now
1. They wouldn't consider marriage before their career settles down.
2. It doesn't mean that after you get intimate with them, you will have their hearts too.
3. They are not easy. They are intimidating and you feel some-what inferior.
4. They don't necessarily want commitment.
5. They are independent.



You don't want to admit it but you need help. Hey, there's nothing wrong with seeking for a little advice when you are in trouble. Even girls seek girlfriend's advice on, uh, on practically everything. I know just the place to go to -- The Modern Man. You'll be the ladies' man in no time. But of course, you'll need to know how to get dates, the right way, no doubt.

Now that you are living in the modern world, it's time to make room for some new moves. Away with the old and in with the new, unless you are dating some one pretty elderly. You will get free tips via e-mail from The Modern Man.Com. You can finally get rid of...

1. your overly-shyness.

2. your stuttering.

3. your corny pick-up lines.

4. awkwardness to approach women

And perhaps find the girl of your dreams or someone that you could consider marriage with. That is after, you learn how to approach women.

So there you are, in a bar, or a restaurant or even the library, and you see this lovely little elf standing there, elegant and just sparkling. Your heart is pounding, you have sweaty palms, your feet is rooted to the ground. Her gaze could just kill you!

You want to muster all the courage you have to talk to her, start a little conversation to hear her voice, and initially, get a date. But your sweaty palms are making you lose focus, lose words to say, lose your calm and most likely, lose the girl.

Here's some easy tips on how to start a conversation, without making a fool out of yourself, of course. The hardest is always the first step -- or in this case, the first words. Overcoming that, nothing should be a problem.



Next thing you'll know, you have got the girl!